Snooze Button Dreams: Quotes to remember

February 25, 2005

Quotes to remember

(Category: Short Stops )

"Separate but equal" applies to only two things in this world - earrings and breasts.

Be the first person to name the quotee and win 3 points!

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Liz Taylor or Anna Nicole Smith both come to mind.

Posted by: Clancy at February 25, 2005 01:17 PM

Good guesses, but nope - neither of them.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 01:29 PM

Oprah Winfrey?

Posted by: kathleen at February 25, 2005 01:45 PM

Whoopi Goldberg?

Posted by: kathleen at February 25, 2005 01:45 PM

Man, I just had the wierdest thought. What if you combined Oprah Winfrey and Whitney Houston? What would Oprah Whitney be like?

Oh, and no - those aren't right either.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 01:51 PM

Maybe I'm barking up the wrong tree; Chris Rock?

Posted by: kathleen at February 25, 2005 02:32 PM

The quotee is considerably more like Chris Rock than any of the other guesses.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 02:36 PM

The only person I can imagine saying something like that is George Carlin. With alot of F words thrown in there.

Posted by: Tiffani at February 25, 2005 02:44 PM

Eddie Murphy? Rodney Dangerfield?

Posted by: Clancy at February 25, 2005 02:54 PM

ooh Rodney Dangerfields a good one!! Would have never thought of that!

Posted by: Tiffani at February 25, 2005 03:00 PM

Tiffani is a bit closer. He was once described as the bastard love child of George Carlin and Harry Anderson.

It was a self-description.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 03:00 PM

Sam Kinison (Sp?)

Posted by: Tiffani at February 25, 2005 03:15 PM

Sam Kinison never said "breasts" in his life. "Titties", sure. "Breasts", never.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 03:19 PM

bastard love child of George Carlin and Harry Anderson

Harry Anderson!?!?!? (Is he still alive?) Anyway, that hint really threw me for a loop. I mean - Harry Anderson!? And for whatever reason I couldn't get Dana Carvey out of my mind after that, but that seemed to be missing the George Carlin part and Dana has never played a very brainey Harry Anderson like role...

Anyway, in some weird way that led me to my final guess (for now):

Jon Stewart.

Posted by: Clancy at February 25, 2005 03:54 PM

I have two more guesses - can I use them?

Posted by: Tiffani at February 25, 2005 04:06 PM

Nope. Not Jon Stewart. This guy is definitely not a liberal.

Go for it Tiffani. There's no limit on guesses. So long as nobody puts out a list of a gajillion at a time.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 04:19 PM

BobCat Goldthwait
or Gilbert Godfrey

Posted by: TIffani at February 25, 2005 04:24 PM

This is a normal voiced person.

Gilbert Godrey? Oh, Lord.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 04:26 PM

Ugh...You wear me out..

Posted by: Tiffani at February 25, 2005 05:00 PM

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...

You guys are guessing lots of established professional comedians. This guy is funny but he's not a professional comedian.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 05:37 PM

Now this is getting personal. Richard Jeni? Dennis Miller?

Posted by: kathleen at February 25, 2005 05:39 PM

My final guess: Will Smith.

Posted by: kathleen at February 25, 2005 05:48 PM

Okay, I'm going to have to give a bigger hint. I fear my previous ones have locked you off target.

He's a blogger.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 05:52 PM

Hmmm... Blogger.... And references to breasts - could it be Harvey?

(Or perhaps one Mr. James Peacock.)

Posted by: Clancy at February 25, 2005 06:35 PM

Ding, ding, ding!

Yours truly, birthmonger of trite and humorous sayings.

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2005 06:40 PM

Whoo Hooo!

Posted by: Clancy at February 25, 2005 08:06 PM

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