Great Goddamn Jim, I'm eating lunch.

Good caption!

Betty gots herself some hail damage tryin' to squeeze in her itty bitty car.

"How you doin, baby? You lookin' for a date?
You're not cop, are you?"

Quick, to the Gaymobile.

"How do I get in this new-fangled mumu?!?"

I thought I whiffed a donut! Isn't there a donut in here? What about some french fries?

Ummm,
Your "click to enlarge" button isn't really working for me.

Falling on hard times after his latest documentary failed to get a single Academy Award nomination, director Michael Moore was forced to give up his chauffeur driven SUV and purchase a used car.

His critics were quick to point out that the everyman from Flint bought an import.

Ever get some ass in a Yugo?
She sure as hell couldn't.

(or was it a he?)

I really *was* eating lunch. Sit down at my desk, click on a few links...suddenly I'm not that hungry anymore.

Can I post twice?

HEY!
G@%D@mn automatic seatbelt retractor!

Renee Zellweger, shown here while preparing for her Oscar winning role in "The Marlon Brando Story."

What's the difference between a Jeep and a rental car?
There are just somethings you can't do in a Jeep

"Greenpeace, deciding it is too labor-intense to push them into the ocean, has provided alternate transportation. "

I dont care if Paul from Sanitys-edge sent you, just pick a fold!

Where's the map? That nudist beach is here somewhere.

"An unidentfiied car-jacker successfully scares away the owner of this little car, only to find that her car-jacking weapon has it's limitations."

Ford's first attempt at novelty Air Bags backfired badly when they informed the designer he was to be fired after the launch...

"Honey, does my butt look big next to this car?"

"OK Jim, sweetie, I'm ready..."

Dude, you just soiled my vacation.

"I know I put my toy boy somwhere here," she said.