You want that in pennies or in nickels? Because I'd much prefer the sanctity and pleasure of sending real letters in the mail.

And mail items that jingle are oh-so-fun.

Okey, fine :p

Woo hoo! It's working. I feel my mojo returning.

Tiffany - Definitely nickels. They kick butt. They're so substantial, way more impressive even than dimes. And the smooth rim ... well, we don't have to go there.

If you had a change slot somehwere on this blog I'd be dropping quarters in like crazy. Put up a Google ad and I'll click away like a mad man.

Hey, how many "points" will you give me per dollar? I wanna win, baby!

Hmmm...points for money...

That would make me feel just like a politician. I'll do it!

But we'll add a little caveat so as not to corrupt the funosity of the point contest. Maximum of one point through the purchase program.

*testing effectivemness of command voice*

Why?

Rob - For some unknown reason the effect of the command voice on the spawn is decreasing at a frightening rate. I cannot imagine the horror if the voice stops working completely.

Points for money? I'm totally in. Is this going to be a bidding war? You know me and points....I came in third last year. Right now I'm waaay behind. I need to get caught up.

Can I start the bid?????

You need to use the Jedi Mind Trick and *whohaw* the cash will roll in.

I'm really not a point whore, but I'll pay money for points.

...

So maybe I am a point whore. Damn.

Just so you know, it wasn't really any good for me that way...

Actually, Clancy, I think you'd be a point John. As I am the "provider" and you're the purchaser the whore would be me. Sweet.

Tiffani - I can't risk starting an escalation in the points market. We all know what happens when the MAN (in this case, me) places arbitrary restrictions and modifications on a free market system. We'll keep it at the token point for a buck level.

Hey, I just realized something. People now have the opportunity to buy their way onto my sidebar. I really am a whore!

why?

As they get older they begin to exibit these signs of 'independence'. They do not wish to turn the GameBoy off. It might take two or three applications of the Command Voice before the GameBoy is in fact turned off.

I blame the hippies.

Clancy, Jeremy and Harvey have taken advantage of the unintended point buying extravaganza. I'll get those on the sidebar presently. We'll cut off the offer at this point because I'm lazier than I am greedy.