An occasional roundup of some of the best stuff I've read lately.

Is anything in the world funnier than explosive diarrhea? I think not. Read this dread story of Macaroni and Beef if you doubt me.

Man the phasers, the Vegans approach!

Paul is desperate for content. You can tell because the world's greatest meme hater is starting a meme. And because he said so.

Finally, somebody had the balls to say it! Nelson Mandela is a sophist and a fool. That's not to say he isn't a sweet fellow, just ignorant and more than happy to expound on things he is clueless about.

Finley gives the straight dope on The Parents Television Council. This activist group is responsible for almost 100% of all complaints sent to the FCC.