February 07, 2005
The dance sensation that's sweeping the nation
(Category:
True Stories
)
Saturday morning I was working on the computer. Bear came over and we chatted while I did some mind-numbing report review. He started doing the pee dance. That's the move where he stands there grabbing his crotch and gyrating a bit. If you don't have kids you're probably most familiar with this move from its common occurrence in rap videos.
Me: Bear, do you need to go to the bathroom?Bear: No.
Me: Then why are you doing the pee dance?
Bear: My penis keeps bothering me.
Me: Your penis is bothering you?
Bear: Yeah. The penis part keeps sticking to my sack of balls.
'Sack of balls' has now been permanently entered into the family vocabulary.
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"Everybody's doing a brand new dance now..."
Do I get points for knowing the title is from dancing in the streets?
I know exactly how he feels. I'm just impressed he had the vocabulary to describe it.
That was excellent!
Stealth Points: "At The Hop"
50's tune - I have NO idea who did it, but I can hear it in my head!!!
"Let's Go to the Hop"
Hmmm...Paul, you've quoted The Locomotion to go with your guess of Dancing in the Streets. I believe you're thinking of the lyric "This is an invitation across the nation". Good song. Wrong answer.
Clancy, it's from Danny and The Juniors and you are correct. 2 points!
Dammit!
Nobody's as sore a loser as I am...
Hey, little kids are not the only ones doing pee dances.
If I have to go bad but am not near a bathroom the pee dance ensues until I reach afore mentioned destination.
Or if I'm busy doing something but don't want to stop at that second, the pee dance happens.