I Can't Take It Anymore!! ~Dammit, this would've worked much better if they'd gotten me the CANNED fool like i wanted.~

"What's that kitten doing in that bowl of food?"

"Looks like the breaststroke"

...and in Kitty Heaven, the food bowls are ALWAYS full, and he can nap ANYWHERE he wants...

Today's Headline: When Cat Narcoleptics Attack!

Food Dish Diving at it's best.

or

I thought the food would be more cushiony.

(in a Daffy Duck voice)

It's mine, mine all mine.

Since I can't go Narco -- and, nice one Helen -- I'll try:

He OCP'ed! The kitty Over Cocoa Puffed!

Our special today is pan seared tabby with cheerio confit. Would you like to start with an appetizer?

"How much would you pay now? It's a food dish - it's a cat bed - and as we'll soon see, it's also a litter box!"

Every year, thousands of kittens such as this one succumb to the horrors of Kitty Kibbles & Krack. Just say "Meow" to drugs.

"No honey. When I say don't fall asleep while eating pussy...oh, never mind."

Interestingly, the proposal for remaking the movie _Seven_ with kittens went through several rounds of review before being rejected.

Can you hear me "Meow"