The coolest thing about caption contests is that even when you have nothing to blog about you have something to blog about.

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Grand Prize: 5 points
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
Frick

First runner up: 3 points (selected by President Bush, confirmed by the Senate)
Forgetting that the reindeer were still attached, Santa threw it in reverse and floored it.
Machele

Second runner up: 2 points (selected by 17 rats while Victor was out)
The local deer craze known as 'Overpass Diving' came to an abrupt end Thursday night when, following a near-perfect 3 1/4 rotation dive, tragedy struck.
Ryan

Third runner up: 1 point (selected by a duckbilled platypus)
How come I don't see any picture?
Paul

Special bonus section

I came up with a couple myself:

"Bob thanked his lucky stars that he'd had the foresight to get his truck sighted in." (This will only amuse hunters.)

"Ram tough? Sure. Deer tough? Not quite."