Forgetting that the reindeer were still attached, Santa threw it in reverse and floored it.

"The new Dodge Durango: Everyone wants to look inside."

How come I don't see any picture?

Try it with your glasses on.

"I thought you tied it to the bumper."

I heard that putting some peanut butter on it would encourage the animals, but I didn't know how much!

I'm telling you, I see NO PHOTO here. Really and truly.

This is why I never enter your contests...I never see the damned photo.

I'm tellin' ya...I don't see it!

Brents experiemnt with driving with night vision googles came to a quick ending.

"The local deer craze known as 'Overpass Diving' came to an abrupt end Thursday night when, following a near-perfect 3 1/4 rotation dive, tragedy struck."

Ram tough *this* ....

Santa's new, high-tech American-made sleigh had a few mechanical problems. Dodge is issuing a recall.

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

When Michael Moore says he'll get lunch on the road, he really means it.

"Honey, he REALLY needed a ride..."

"Oh, deer."

DOH!

A deer!

A female deer!

Another embittered Kerry voter decides to end the pain.

"That's not an airbag."

It was a sad day for all when Bambi learned to jaywalk.

I have no funny things to add, since I am humorless today.

But please, please let Machelle win. I laughed my fool ass off with her entry.

Paris and Nichole are at it again....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,144465,00.html

"This Dodge owner later sued Dodge for not being quite as "Ram Tough" as he'd hoped."