I never thought it could happen - a caption contest that returns not a single sexual innuendo. I'm speechless. And I'm buying a lottery ticket today.

Victor, I don't have the story behind this picture but if I had to hazard a guess I'd say it was along the lines of "Combine meets Cessna. Cessna loses."

Grand Prize: 5 points
Heard minutes before: "Hey guys! Watch this!"
Kev

First runner up: 3 points (selected by a homeless puppy with big sad eyes)
And that's why boxcutters aren't allowed on SMALL planes, either.
Harvey

Second runner up: 2 points (selected by all the rice in China)
You think THAT'S tight formation flying? You ain't seen nuthin'... watch THIS...
Mike the Marine

Third runner up: 1 point (selected by Dan Rather, on an IBM Selectrix)
Sissors beats paper.
Susie