Christ! I shouldn't have looked!

Here is my caption:

"Bob soon realized anal sex isn't all it's cracked up to be! "

Heh...DeAnna said, "Crack!"

New this fall on ABC ......Extreme Makeover/Monster Garage

"It doesn't hurt here or here. But it really hurts here."

Whadaya want from me I've been gone awhile and I'm a bit rusty.

"I told you to shove it up your ass,not your leg!Can't you READ things right for just ONCE?"

Does the most stupid caption get points,too?

You really need a warning for those of us opening these things before breakfast.

"John returned the pogo stick to Toys R Us the very next day."

"John finally proves you cannot make a square fit in a round hole."

"John, we're going to have to amputate..."

PS: sorry to all the Johns out there.

Proof that some Englishmen do indeed have a pole stuffed up their English Channel.

Tired of the constant wisecracks from coworkers, Bill set out to prove that he is most definitely not spineless.

The wisecracks against his intelligence were, however, suddenly reinvigorated.

--or--

"So am I going to need a tetanus shot doc? I hate needles."

Sure the ride in the spaceship was fun but it was no consolation for being abducted by the clumsiest aliens ever.