Some things go together naturally and the symbiosis of the two is something better than the parts individually. Whether they're good or bad individually these blessed pairs become something onderful when added together. Take peanut butter and chocolate, Lovely Wife and I, alcohol and ladies of questionable moral fiber, or Michael Moore and a suppurating head wound.

On the other hand when some items are paired up they create a twisted melange far worse than either of the two taken separately. That's what we're here to discuss - things that go together...badly. Individually they may be good or bad but together they are horrific. I'll start us off, y'all chime in with comments.

1. patent leather shoes + bunions
2. morning wood + overcapacity bladder
3. explosive diarrhea + plugged toilet
4. Michael Moore + almost anything except a suppurating head wound
5. thong Speedos + any male
6. masturbation + mother-in-law
7. Natalie Maines + a clue
8. blogs + lists
9. pedantic newscaster + documents revealed as forgeries after the most cursory inspection
10. Paris Hilton + any recording device

Your turn!