Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
November 30, 2004
The worst thing about spewing
(Category: Short Stops )

I really hate the after-effects of a good hurl. The pieces of vomit and goopy stomach acid that's stuck in your nose and sinuses. The reward for a stomach purge is two days of smelling puke with the occasional chunk of mucous and partially digested yesterday's dinner that works itself back into your throat or nose.

It's hard to look forward to shootin' the shoes when you know what's coming afterward. Makes me appreciate Mary-Kate's fortitude and commitment to bulimia, it does.

Posted by Jim | Permalink
Comments

Thank you, Jim. You're a great incentive to weight loss, with posts like that.

And as far as I'm concerned, there is no such thing as a good hurl.

Posted by: diamond dave at November 30, 2004 04:37 PM

Thank you, Jim. Because of this post, I PUT DOWN THE COOKIE.

HAPPY, NOW?!

Posted by: Margi at November 30, 2004 08:02 PM

Wow, I never realized I had such powers. Do you think this is marketable?

Posted by: Jim at December 1, 2004 05:20 AM

Frankly, Jim, I'm proud of you.
I'm glad you had the guts to post this.
I, too, have hurled relentlessly and spent the next two days blowing leftover vomit out of my nose. I thought it was just me. Maybe I'm fucked up? However, I was too much of a lady *cough* to bring it up to others.
Thank you for putting this phenomenon out into the open for all of us.

Posted by: DeAnna at December 1, 2004 03:17 PM

Maybe we should start a support group!

Posted by: Jim at December 1, 2004 03:19 PM

How 'bout a post about explosive diarrhea? You know, the kind that burns your ass so bad that you can't sit for three days.

I prefer that over puking.

Posted by: diamond dave at December 1, 2004 05:16 PM
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