Sure we like long walks on moonlit beaches. What's better than tracking sand all over the house, getting it in itchy unmentionable places, between toes and up our thong, all the while being attacked by midges and biting insects? What's not to like about moonlit beaches?

Now, mooning beaches while lit, THAT is fun, not to mention good wholesome family entertainment.
:-D

I don't go for the long walk on sandy beaches crap but I do like puppies! :)

I'm with Tommy! As you recall I did that in May.

Ahhh... nothing like two moons in one night at the beach.

Good lord, and have they ever tried to have sex on a beach. I bet all of them imagine rolling around in the surf. What about the jellyfish that wash up and the sand getting in every hole it shouldnt be?

I have tried to do this many, many times. In the sand is silly as pylorns points out. The absolute best way to do sex on beach is late at night. On lifeguard stand. It helps if she's wearing a short skirt...

I prefer sex on the beach in a shot glass at a bar.

~No sand~