What was my first blog called? 5 points for the first person with the correct answer (and no searching). A handful of bonus points also available for especially vulgar humorous guesses.
UPDATE
Um...no. Nobody got it yet and I think I see why. Back a few months ago if you Googled "Jim Peacock's first blog" it was in the top 10. That doesn't work any more. In fact, if I didn't know where this thing was I don't think I could find it now either. I'm raising the reward to 10 points and opening it up to searching however you want.
Just a note - we're looking for the name of the blog, not the URL. As an example, this blog is Snooze Button Dreams, not www.snoozebuttondreams.com.
Finally, there are a handful of folks that get a point each for answers that made me smile:
DeAnna: Snooze Button Queens (Not that there's anything wrong with that)Jen: An Udder Blog (References to my cow sucking picture get extra points for the nostalgia factor)
Jen (again): glennreynoldsismybitch.blogspot.com (Oh-freakin-yeah, baby)
Claire: spamload.blogspot.com ("Spamload" would be an excellent name for a heavy metal group)
I'll still hand out points for these types. Hey, we can use all the humor we can get, right?
Snooze Button Queens
Ouch!
Peacock Feathers?
I got nuthin'
Yeah, I guess so.
Udderly Fantastic?
An Udder Blog?
K, I'm quitting while I'm behind.
Ooh, I like that last one.
Jim's Pet Peacock
ummmmm, Snooze Button Dreams?
ohhh, ohhh - tommy's on the right track... How about:
snoozebuttondreams.blogspot.com
blogspot.com was part of the url but there were no snooze, button, nor dreams involved. Really looking for the name in any case. I'll open it up to searching as of midnight tonight (EST).
Wasn't it something to do with smurfs?
Ok, one last guess; peacock.net.
I'm sure that came later, but I know you have the domain, so that's my last gues...
glennreynoldsismybitch.blogspot.com
Damn, Jennifer got it. Or at least what it SHOULD have been,
:-D
spamload.blogspot.com ?
I know I am too late and I have nothing at all humorous to add, but like SImon, I thought it had something to do with Smurfs. Wasn't it something about choking them?
Wow, Simon and Helen have memories of the Gods. The Smurf thing was from one of my very first posts and has to do with how I met Lovely Wife. Of course that's not the right answer for this trivia question but if it was, boy would you guys have nailed it!
Coulrophobia not Hoplophobia?
I've got a touch of coulrophobia but only for the ones who are hoplophiles. They stash 'em in their shoes you know.
" 'Spamload' would be an excellent name for a heavy metal group."
or a last name for a porn star. What the hell kind of rock music is this guy listening to?
That's right-Simon and I ARE gods, baby. And we have been around your blog almost as long as one :)
I'm glad Jim's finally realised we are Gods. I fully expect an altar to both of us some time soon.
As for this first name, I've now wasted 20 goddamn minutes and still no luck.
Maybe it was:
suckacowudderuntilasmurfturnsblue.blogspot.com
but I've passed the point of caring.
Now WHERE'S OUR ALTAR?????
Sh!t but it just hit me that I know what it is...
I recall you once had a discussion with Emma and your first blog was Apropos of Nothing and you were Sir Apropos. Here's the proof.
Fuck I'm good. You'd better make that one mother of an alter. Helen can be my high priestess...she'll have some very special duties to perform.
Bhuhahahahahahahahahha
Get the fuck out-Simon is more of a God than I am, no less!
Ahem-oh Lord Simon, what can I do to please you today? :)
That's it! Simon is truly a Snoozegod. We shall have to work up a caricature for him along the lines of Snoozebob.
The corpse of Apropos of Nothing may still be viewed. Longest wake I've ever heard of.
All the points are belong to Simon.
ZeroIntelligence.net
do I win the cheese wheel?
nope can't be your first unless you wrote it and then left and came back...
off to explore more...
ZeroIntelligence.net was my fourth blog out of five. Three are currently active (Memeblog with Simongod is the other one).
Three blogs. Am I a glutton for punishment or what?
Now the truth comes out. Jim is actually EVERYONE. jim is even me. Which begs the question as to why his back isn't hurting from all the house cleaning.
5 blogs!!! wow.
(anyone knowwhat is up with blogrolling?)
Ah, but my back is hurting!
Spooky...
Excuse Mutton Screams
Hannibal Lecter: And what did you see, Clarice? What did you see?
Clarice Starling: Lambs. The lambs were screaming.
Hannibal Lecter: They were slaughtering the spring lambs?
Clarice Starling: And they were screaming.
Hannibal Lecter: And you ran away?
Clarice Starling: No. First I tried to free them. I-I opened the gate to their pen, but they wouldn't run. They just stood there, confused. They wouldn't run.
Hannibal Lecter: But you could and you did, didn't you?
Clarice Starling: Yes. I took one lamb, and I ran away as fast as I could.
Hannibal Lecter: Where were you going, Clarice?
Clarice Starling: I don't know. I didn't have any food, any water and it wasvery cold, very cold. I thought, I thought if I could save just one, but - he was so heavy. So heavy. I didn't get more than a few miles when the sheriff's car picked me up. The rancher was so angry he sent me to live at the Lutheran orphanage in Bozeman. I never saw the ranch again.
Hannibal Lecter: What became of your lamb, Clarice?
Clarice Starling: They killed him.
OK, if I can get Helen to do to me half of what she does with Mr Y, then forget about that Altar. Otherwise Simongod will do nicely.