I'm pacing myself sergeant!
Okay, okay. So these links are a little late. It's not that I've been putting off posting on them, it's that I just about totally forgot about them. Anyway...
I won a caption contest at Electric Venom! Sweet! Hey, Kate? Where's my prize?
Pixy Misa posted a foolproof Guide to Detecting Journalistic Bias. I've tried it numerous times over the past week and it's worked 100% of the time. Spooky. His Magic, Part 1 post is super-fine also.
BigWig talks about sex and sexuality and just what a sexy man is. Long story short, it's me. Well, according to me it is.
I had a couple more but they've been lost to inadverdent deletions. Never use your news aggregator as a storage medium. Instead of those I offer this modern foil at Bloviating Inanities: Haikuenheit 911. Yeah, nothing beats haikus about Fat Bastard lying shill inhumane propagandist Michael Moore.
UPDATE: I found one of 'em! I had actually emailed it to myself so as not to lose it. That's some bright thinking on my part. I deserve serious kudos for thinking of that. The link that's lost no longer was to Ace's fantastic ripping of the blatantly lying press over ties between Iraq and Al-Quaeda.
POINTS: 3 points for the first person to source (without searching) the bit of dialogue that makes up the title and first line of this post.
Stripes?
Total wag here, but if not stripes, then it sounds like something Adrien Cronhower would have said in "Good Morning, Vietnam"
That's the one! Tiffani snags it straight out of the gate. 3 points for you.
And Tiffani - put your url in when you make comments so people will know you've got a blog.
"I'm pacing myself, Sarge."
And in other news, man lands on the moon...
Jeepers Jim, these are like sooooo last week. Anyone would think you've been busy buying a house or something.
Congrats, by the way. Who's carrying whom over threshold?
I'm thinking Lovely Wife will carry me over the threshold. Only fair as I'll be carrying just about everything else over it.