Or should that be "wimmin"? I guess it should really be "woman" seeing as there's only one.
Got a reply back from Melissa with a photo.
From: Melissasorry about that so here is a picture of me its old but still me
Go ahead and click that link up there. She's posing with a cute teddy. Here's Xibit's answer:
u lookin fine, baby. F-I-N-E. fine.i gots all yo shots togetha an u made the cut on friday. u headin toards a pimp ride fo sure!
we gots one problem tho. unfortunately we been having some fools signin up from anonymous mail hosts (like hotmail). seems people like to just send shit in to us and they tryin to punk us. shit aint even real and shit. now i believe youse real but that don’t fly wit the whole crew (and the dam blood suckin lawyas).
so anyway, me and funk mastah flex worked out a way to make sure people was real. heres what you need to do so we knows you is real. take a picture of you and you mens car. now that don’t tell us that u real. what tell us u real is you need to be holdin a sign that say something specific that we didn’t tell nobody else to use. yo sign needs to be:
“High on SBD”
that don’t mean drugs, yo. sbd the hydraulic lifts we use wit ground effects.
the person in the pic can be u, yo boy or your kids (cause they so cute – the kids are cute that is, not yo boy. he good looking but Xibit doan float that drection). just reply to this mail with that pic and we get you set straight baby.
keep on watchin Pimp My Ride, baby!
Xibit
Also got a new hit from "Kyle" and sent him standard photo request #1 (modified not to ask for a bikini shot). And of course everybody's got the disclaimer too.
So, will I ever get a picture with an SBD sign?
You. Are. So. Cruel.
I can't believe how long you've run with this. And yes, I am betting you get the photo.
Am I cruel or am I the kindest person you ever met? Yeah, that's what I thought. ;-)
"Ya gotta be cruel to be kind."
Not sure which you are, but this is damn funny.