I subscribe to a lot of news alerts in order to keep up on scholastic lunacy for my Zero Intelligence site. Imagine my surprise when this Ted Rall screed arrived under a "zero tolerance" flag. I read the piece and was incensed by it but I knew that I wasn't the right person to rip Rall's ass open for it.

The correct person was Michele and she knocked this one out of the ballpark*:

...I see Ted in a whole new light now. He's the kid in the back of the class, the one with snot stains on his sleeve and a crust of saliva around his mouth, the one who talks to himself on the playground and whose personality is a guaranteed friend repellant.

Is there anyone who wants to touch this guy now? Even most lefties I talk to - and I mean leaning towards moonbat lefties - hold up garlic cloves and crosses when I mention his name.

* Note that the ballpark will no longer be serving Cracker Jack.