I'm not going to rag on Lloyd because he's a homophobe. I'm not going to rag on him because he's opinionated. I'm not even going to rag on him because he's most likely a hypocritical closet fag himself. No, I'm not going to rag on him for any of these things. Instead, I'm going to rag on him because he's a flaming ass. In fact, Lloyd has inspired me to start a new category here at Snooze Button Dreams where I'll showcase such flaming asses.

As long as my faith teaches me what it does, coupled with the fact that homosexual lifestyles threaten the very fabric that has held society together for centuries on this planet...

Homosexual lifestyles threaten the very fabric that has held society together for centuries on this planet? Um, Lloyd (I keep wanting to spell that "Llyod" for some reason), you better sit down for this one. There have in fact been homosexuals on this planet, in society for centuries. I know! I was shocked too! I mean, how in he who must not be named's name has society kept its very fabric together? It's a mystery. Go pray for an answer.

...not to mention the worry people have on how these gay teachings affect their kids and grandkids...

Gay teachings? What are gay teachings? Oh, you mean interior design and cosmetology! Of course, I should have known that straight off. Well, the easiest way to prevent these gay teachings from affecting your kids and grandkids is not to let them into cosmetology school. This is critical because if they ever so much as enter the doors of such an institution they will immediately turn gay. Go pray that this calamity never comes to pass. It's okay, I'll wait for you.

Nice weather we're having. Dumdy-dum-dum-dum. Is it ironic that "pray" and "gay" rhyme? I wonder what Llyod would think about that. Oh damn, misspelt Llyod. Damn, did it again. Ah well, we'll just go with it. Hmmm...mmm...hmmmm...do de yo de do...There once was a man from Nantucket...

Oh, Llyod's back! So soon, Llyod? You really should pray harder on that one. I mean, you know, catching gay isn't anything to take lightly.

As long as there is religious faith teaching people that the homosexual lifestyle is morally wrong, there will be the seemingly never-ending “Mexican stand-off” that exists in our society over what people think.

No, not really. I know quite a few people who are devoutly religious and still manage to realize that what they believe should not necessarily be forced on everybody else. An example is my cousin. Dopple-G does in fact believe that homosexuality is a problem spiritually but he also recognizes that a person's spirituality (or lack of it) is entirely that person's business and not his own. He also recognizes that the old paper rag we've based this country on is pretty explicit about people being treated equally. And gays didn't come from Mexico, Llyod so I don't know where you got this "Mexican Standoff" thing (although it does sound intriguing). Everybody knows they came from Canada.

Now Llyod, I understand that you have a burning need to press your beliefs upon the people around you. It's a common problem with fundamentalists. However, I'd like you to take a minute or two (or several weeks) and peruse your bible (that's the book you say you're following, word of God and all that) and find where it says it's a good and okay thing to hate and fear people because they're not the same as you. You know, something along the lines of "Striketh down ye otherfolk for they, not being like you, are strikeable in my sight and yeah unto them shall be my displeasure for their differences. Woah to him that isn'teth like Lloyd for only Lloyd holds perfection in his grasp. And yeah though I am the maker of all things and all people I do so fuck up occasionally so righteous peopleth like Llyod should take it upon themselves to fix My errors."

After you find that verse we'll go pray for a while.