Is there some contest I haven't been made aware of? Is there a competition between the various State Houses to see which one can pass the greatest number of superfluous and ridiculous laws? If so, Georgia just leapt into the lead with this beauty:

A bill introduced in the Georgia House Wednesday would require twice as many toilets in women's restrooms as in men's rooms.

The measure would apply only to government buildings built after July of this year. But the sponsor hopes it would send a message - women shouldn't have to wait so darn long to use the bathroom.

Tommy "Ain't my nickname cute" Smith is a flaming jack-ass and should be ridden out of the House along with the three female reps who co-sponsored this idiocy. And every fuck nut who voted to pass it, too. Don't these people respect their oath of office at all? Don't they have even the slightest iota of a clue of what laws should be and what laws should do? They are passing a law that will mandate twice as many toilets in female rest rooms as in male restrooms but only for government buildings and only those government buildings built after July of this year.

First, you don't make a law regulating the number of shitters in the ladies room. Second, you don't pass legislation specifically designed to not apply to anything currently and designed to apply to next to nothing in the future. Third, the legal code is not the proper vehicle for you to "send a fucking message".

The law is not a place for Tommy boy's potty jokes and his flippant remarks make it clear that this is what his intent is. Here are shit boy's brilliant rejoinders:

"Anytime you have a toilet or - what are them things called? - urinals, you know, for the men, you should have twice as many for the ladies."

"It's not good for the females that they can't go to the bathroom."

"And it's not good for the men because we have to wait on 'em to get out."

"This is serious, a serious problem," he said. "If you talk to any woman, she'll tell you it's a serious problem."

Damn I hate politicians.

(Hat tip to Phillip Coons)