Elephants don't live in the jungle, so this is hardly likely.

Well no, they might not live there but they certainly do vacation there. Didn't you ever see Tarzan?

Egh - gross. I'd be more concerned as to what one is doing choking the chimp in the midst of one of natures most dangerous environments...

Not true!We saw Muteral of Omaha's Animal Kingdom on sunday which happend to be about elephants.And those elephants live now in the jungle because they got driven of off the savannah.
HA!

Driving them off savannah is a bit excessive could'nt they have walked?

Shot down in the blaze of glory...

how the heck do you get 4 elephants in a car?

2 in the front and 2 in the back.

How do you know if an elephant is visiting your house?

Footprints in the butter....oh no,thats the fridge.

all of this elephantine talk has put me in mind of the old management saying:

Getting anything done around here is like elephants mating:

It has to be done at a very high level with lots of snorting and hooting and it take 2 years to produce any results.

Sound familier?

That does sound vaguely familiar, Rob. ;)

The way you can tell if an elephant is visiting your house? There's a car in your driveway with three elephants in it.