February 17, 2004
Why is that Dorito green?
(Category:
True Stories
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Because it has the Bold hint of guacamole! The bold hint of guacamole? Yes, that's right. The commercial talks about the bold hint of guacamole.
Let's get a couple things straight. First, there is no such thing as a bold hint, okay? It's an oxymoron like "government efficiency", "PETA cares" or "French courage". Either it's bold or it's a hint but never the twain shall meet. Secondly, guacamole cannot be bold. It's a squashed avacado. Avacados are nature's milquetoasts. Finding bold guacamole is about as possible as finding a rational fundamentalist.
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The boldness of guacamole is function of the ratio of onios, garlic and jalepeno peppers to avocado. Clearly you're getting guacamole with far to high a avocado count.
Advocado is but one of the myriad ingrediants in a decent guacamole. You want bold? easy, up the chilli and the garlic... The last batch I made was so bold it couldn't be kept in a plastic container ... or in the house for that matter!