LeeAnn might have the tops for wacked out searches but my humble site attracts its own share of wierdness. Here's a couple from over the holiday weekend (Paris and Joe searches excluded because they bore me now):

cruise missile stops at red light
Is that why Bill couldn't bag Osama?

look my vagina
Where? I missed it. Come back!

boner hard-on peeing
This is actually a competitive sport in remote regions of Nepal.

boy in plastic pants
You're too late! I've destroyed the film evidence.

things women hate about men
This again? If I told you once, I've told you a dozen times, it's our inability to find anything that has been moved by our evil significant others who then tell us to look past our own noses before yelling out "Where the hell is my toothbrush"! Or something like that.