So, we're under a Severe Frost Warning tonight. Severe frost? Do they mean that it is an unusually serious and ill tempered frost? How does frost get bad enough to be called Severe? Are we going to open the paper tomorrow and read reports of 8 Confirmed Dead as Atlanta Struggles Against Severe Frost? It's frost! Not snow, hail or even freezing rain. Frost! Get over it!

And what classification comes after Severe? You know there has to be one. I mean, given the vagaries of weather there is eventually going to be a frost that makes this Severe Frost look kind and playful by comparison. Would it then be a Catastrophically Rude Frost? Perhaps it will be an Unbearably Frosty Frost? God forbid they call it an X-treme Frost.

It boggles the mind.