Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
November 08, 2003
Let's piss off the womenfolk
(Category: Short Stops )

Ladies, you know how when you're out at a popular club and you have to go to the bathroom and you've been waiting in line to get into the damned ladies' room for a half an hour and it hasn't really moved and you've seen about a hundred and fifty guys go in and out of the men's room?

Hahahaha.

But wait! Help is on the way. All you need to do is learn how to piss like a man.

(Hat tip Lida B)

Posted by Jim | Permalink
Comments

Or, alternate B, which is a route I often use:

B) Use the men's room.
Smile, wash your hands as you exit.

Easy stuff. And, at least in Europe, nothing to be arrested over :)

Posted by: Helen at November 9, 2003 01:55 AM

Exactly my point. And being able to walk into the men's room and up to a urinal or trough is invaluable knowledge.

Posted by: Jim at November 9, 2003 09:29 AM

They were at Madfish Willie's and some of them went around back in the ally behind the dumpster to cop a squat. Sounds like they need to have potty parity enforced upon them by Big Brother asswipes!

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