Snooze Button Dreams
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Snooze Button Dreams
October 27, 2003
What do you hate about men?

Found a nifty link over at Ilyka's Place. It seems that Dean Esmay is looking to find out just what women hate about men. Ilyka had a rough time but finally thought one up. I don't see how this could be difficult for a woman. There should be loads of things that all y'all curvy wenches have against us.

Just for an example, there's the way we mark our territory over at your place. You know, the couple dribbles of pee on the rim of the toilet or the way we take the toilet paper roll off and put it back on so it rolls the right way (over the top!). Or the way we go through your cosmetics and beauty products and wipe our penises across your facial beauty bars. Or the way we'll put a couple of teaspoons of salt in your fish tank so the fishes all die and you'll sell the damn aquarium because you're so upset and that way we don't have to move the bloody thing for you when you get your next apartment.

You know, stuff like that.

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Jim - I know a guy that probably does that thing with his pecker - he's one sick mofo. LOL!

Posted by: The Bartender at October 27, 2003 05:54 PM

Thanks, Jim, for giving away all our secrets. If I don't get laid this weekend, I'm blaming you. Then again, I usually blame you for that anyway. It's just my way.

Posted by: Don at October 27, 2003 06:51 PM

the way we take the toilet paper roll off and put it back on so it rolls the right way (over the top!)

Ah, yes--forgot that one. It's taken three years, but I may have finally won that battle.

UNDER. The paper rolls from UNDER the roll. Tears easier that way.

Death to the OVERs!

Posted by: ilyka at October 28, 2003 04:32 AM

Never! The roll must go over the top. That way you can give it a massive spin for proper paper dispensing. Or just for the hell of it.

Posted by: Jim at October 28, 2003 06:05 AM
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