Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
October 20, 2003
Confessional
(Category: Jokin Around )

An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: Father, I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday I picked up two college girls hitchhiking. We went to a motel where I had sex with each of them three times.

Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?

Man: What sins?

Priest: What kind of a Catholic are you?

Man: I'm Jewish.

Priest: Why are you telling me all this?

Man: I'm telling everybody!

(Hat tip G)

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