Since we've done a couple lately, and I like to do them so much, I just made a category for them. This one's from Keith.

1) Do you talk in your sleep?
I can do ya one better. On more than one occassion, I've gotten out of bed, walked over to a nearby doorway or clothes hamper, and emptied my bladder. The Wife will yell "What the hell are you doing?!"; to which I repeatedly insist that I am, in fact, in the bathroom. I finish up, shake off, and hop back in bed. One time she woke me up before I could get back in bed, and it was nearly traumatic. I was crying, I didn't understand why she was yelling at me, I felt like I had done nothing wrong. It was odd.

2) Ocean or pool?
Ocean, hands down.

3) What’s your favorite song at the moment?
I've recently gotten into this band called Mofro, it's this bluesy, funky, southern rock. Imagine James Brown (with better lyrics), backed by Ray Charles and a honky-tonk band.

4) Current Crush?
I don't really have crushes. I mean, if she's hot, yeah great; but I'll almost always find something that irks me. Ruins the crush if they're irksome, eh?

5) What’s your favorite color(s)?
Blue. I think.

6) Window seat or aisle seats?
When you're a beanpole; aisle seats are a must. Even then, I'd rather be laying in the aisle.

7) Ever met anyone famous?
Yes, but never really hung out with any of them. I think I would enjoy that more.

8 ) Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life?
Happy yes; but not really successful as I've only been at it for a while.

9) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
What the hell good would cutting do? You'd still have to twirl it onto the fork.

10) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
I'd definitely sleep with Oprah first.

Wait, that is what you're asking right? Ah shit.

11) Basketball or Football?
NCAA basketball and NFL football. The basketball is more exciting, but football has better food.

12) How long do your showers last?
Not too long at all unless I'm in the mood where I want to be in there for a while. Usually only if I'm exceptionally warm or cold.

13) Do you know how to drive a stick?
Yes, I learned on one, and I've only ever driven one car that wasn't. It's annoying in traffic, especially if it's a heavier clutch like a truck or SUV.

14) Cake or ice cream?
Not really a big fan of either, except cheesecake.

15) Are you self-conscious?
Aren't we all?

16) Have you ever given money to a bum?
Yes. There used to be this homeless guy in my college town; beard, grungy, 3/4's crazy; who would sell original poems and short stories. He'd charge a quarter or a buck or something and I used to buy them from him and hang them on the fridge. Come to think of it, he was a blogger before there were blogs.

17) Have you been in love?
Like, with a person?

18) Where do you wish you were?
Anywhere but here at work.

19) Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No. I hope I never do. I'm one of those people that will walk around for years with an ailment before I seek help. Like right now, I've had stomach pain for almost 24 hours and I still fear going to the doctor. I mean, if it was something serious, I'd be dead by now right?

20) Can you tango?
No, and I guess that's a good thing since dancing is for homos.

21) Last gift you received?
I like surprises, so The Wife gets me little things every no and again. A box of popsicles (my favorite food), she got me a key chain a few weeks back because I needed one that I could unclip the house key from. Stuff like that. I mean, if someone says "Hey! I got a surpise for you!" I'm all giddy. It could be a half-used tube of chapstick and I'd still be excited about it.

22) Last sport you played?
I go down to the beach and hit the surf on a regular basis.

23) Things you spend a lot of money on?
I spend a lot of money on the car, I don't waste money; but I bet I spend more than average. I'm a pretty thrifty guy, so even with my hobbies I try to learn enough to know where to skimp and where premium brands might be worth it.

25) Last wedding attended?
My brother and his wife, back in November. We've also got one coming up in August too.

26) Favorite FAST food restaurant?
I despise fast food, I think it's thoroughly disgusting. French fries are the bomb though. I'll definitely eat some fries.

27) Most hated food(s)?
Liver, asparagus, and pickled herring. My brother loves pickled herring and onions, and I swear it's the most obscene thing anyone could ever put in their mouths. Disgusting.

28) Can you sing?
I tend to think I sing wonderfully; but you won't see my ass doing it out in public any time soon.

29) Last person you called?
It was a work phone call.

30) What’s your least favorite chore?
Cleaining up after myself. I hate the tedious small chores that you have to do each day. Wipe the bathroom counter off after you wash up, pick ip your clothes when you change them, etc. I'd just prefer to be in a cleaning mood one day and get it all done at once.

31. Favorite Drink?
How I do love to go for a swing on the back porch with an ice cold beer. I like water too. It sounds dumb, but sometimes water is just so good.

32) Are your parents married or divorced?
My parents were married for 27 years.

33) Do you eat meat?
You bet your ass. We're pretty healthy about it, but we definitely grill out a couple times a week.

34) Do you believe in Heaven?
I guess I don't believe in it. But sometimes I find myself asking God (or someone) for help; so maybe that means my logical mind is just afraid to let that one swing in the breeze.

35) Have you ever come close to dying?
Yep. I've rolled a delivery truck on a mountain highway, I've had to walk all morning and all afternoon to find water, I've gotten lost in the woods and had to spend the night, I've been t-boned by a minivan, and I've even sat through an entire episode of Charmed.

36) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
My wedding ring

37) Are you eating?
Nope.

39) Do you wear makeup?
No.

40) Can you dance?
Isn't this a duplicate question, you lazy meme author?

41) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
I suppose if I thought it would improve my life I would. I don't think I'd do it for purely cosmetic reasons though, it would have to be to repair an injury or something.

42) What do you wear to bed?
Boxers.

43) Have you ever done anything illegal?
It's the most fun you can have without taking off your clothes.

44) Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.

45) A sphincter says what?
"..."

46) What kind of sneakers?
Flip flops. Shoes aren't that great unless you're going to be doing lots of walking. Other than that, they're the podiatric equivalent of the testicular equivalent of a straight jacket.

48) What is your Hair color?
Brown.

49) Future child’s name?
For the longest time, I just thought about numbering them; then I thought that might be too cruel, then I met a guy named Fowler and I changed my mind back to numbering them.

50) Do you snore?
Not regularly.

51) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Man, anywhere! Tavarua would be nice, as would Italy or England. But in reality, any place can be interesting. Sometimes I walk around my neighborhood just because I'm curious about what people are doing.

52) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
What the hell?

53) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
I'd go to work in cutoffs, my favorite Mickey's Malt Liquor t-shirt, and some flip flops. I'd plop down in my desk, put my feet up, and rip one. Then I'd call my boss and say "I've had a better offer. You're a great boss, so I'll stay on for two more weeks; but after that, the corporate world can kiss my grits." Then I'd cancel my appointments, crack a beer, and listen to some music.

54) Gold or silver?
Silver.

55) Hamburger or hot dog?
Hamburger kicks hotdog's ass.

56) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Oh God. I could never do that.

57) City, beach or country?
Cities are okay to visit, but I find that if you stay in one long enough the novelty wears off and then you're just one dude in a sea of assholes. The country is good, but it's boring for a while until you find a way to occupy your time. I love the beach though. Which reminds me, I've got a blog post to work on.

58) What was the last thing you touched?
Let's see...the key board?

59) Where did you last eat?
I had lunch in my office.

60) When’s the last time you cried?
Maybe three weeks ago or a month. I felt really bad for my dad.

61) Do you read blogs?
What's a blog?

62) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Yes. I've done that actually. Not out to a bar or a restraunt or anything. We were at a friend's house and he had a bunch of drag stuff. Which was funny, because he wouldn't have been able to fit into any of it. Which, now that I think about it, is scary because that means he just wanted to see other people in it. Now I feel like a whore. A confused little whore.

63) Ever been involved with the police?
Involved? Like how?

64) What’s your favorite shampoo/conditioner and soap?
I just use whatever. I've actually used bar soap to wash my hair with on a couple of occasions.