November 17, 2006
Announcement
(Category:
Current Events/Pop Culture
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Tomorrow evening I’m expecting a guest. I have never met him, nor have I ever spoken to him on the phone. He will be spending the night and his name is Shank.
This is not a test.
The only thing I haven’t decided is who I’m going to have answer the door and say it’s me. I’m torn between a 400LB black man and a 94 LB Vietnamese guy with women’s glasses.
Maybe I’ll just do it myself in the nude. Decisions, decisions, decisions.
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Wow...it's like When Harry Met Sally...except more gay and real orgasms!
Send me the pictures. Assuming, you know, he doesn't stand you up like he did with...other people.
I was thinking the same thing. 'How should I show up at this guy's door? As a meter-reader? A census clerk? A pizza delivery guy?'
You totally fucked me up. At least I don't have to worry about what to wear now.
Which is good, since all my clothes are packed up or sitting at the new house where I can't get them.
Which means I'll be the normal looking guy. Sigh.
I fully expect an update to this post on Monday. The blank front page is getting to me. Jim! Increase the number of days in your configuration!
I'd blog, but between the move and catching up after a week off of work, I don't have the time to blog. I mean, I'm typing this from the bare floor of my house.