I'm here to prove to you that Darwin's theory of natural selection is complete horseshit. I'm so committed that I've actually assigned a category to log all the stupid shit that people do that absolutely flies in the face of natural selection. You see, if nature selected those most accustomed to their environment, the most crafty, intelligent, well adapted organisms who leveraged their advantages over all their peers; we would not have these dumb idiots.

Exhibit A:

And we definitely wouldn't have something like this.

I mean really, so much for human dignity.