Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
October 21, 2006
Drunken movie review
(Category: True Stories )

Awww yeah, bitches. Y'all remember the drunken movie reivew! Today's installment - V For Vendetta

What can I say? Natalie Portman as Yentle. Hottest damn bald chick since Sigourney Weaver in Aliens.

And talk about your kick-ass leads. 'V' has it all going on - bitchin' karate moves, Keeanuesque attire noir, and a Guy Fawkes mask.

Which reminds me - Guy Fawkes - what the fuck's up with that? A guy (pun intented) tries to overthrow the British government, gets caught, executed, and they make a holiday for him. Where's our Benedict Arnold holiday? Dammit, this has to be rectified! They're already 15 to 20 holidays ahead of us!

Why can't we have Boxing day? We've had more world champion boxers than the damned poms anyway!

Where the hell was I?

Oh, yeah - If nothing else, this movie gave Malcolm McDowell another chance to act. It deserves props for that if nothing else.

Go rent it today. And send me a dollar if you like it.*

* We have no tip jar. Didn't you listen to shank last week?

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You mean... this was JIM posting?

DAMN man, I had to do a double-take, I thought the only one on here that disjunct and erratic was shank!

(no offense, shank)

I haven't seen the movie yet... looks good, sounds great drunk!

Posted by: Oorgo at October 23, 2006 01:52 AM
Posted by: jxfxo at February 24, 2010 07:34 AM
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