If I hadn't been so busy lately, I would have posted something like this recently. From Iowahawk:

In the back yard of scientific researchings behind the Great Storage Shed of the People, Iowahawk scientists successfully conducted above-ground nuclear missile test explosions under secure and many malt liquor conditions on early hours of October 10, 2006, at a stirring time when alarm clocks of the neighborhood have yet to clangle.

What really sucks is I can get my hands on all manner of pyrotechnic jubilation just across the border in South Carolina. Hey, I guess they figured if it was going to be legal to fuck your cousin, you might as well be able to purchase high explosives at a roadside stand.

Oh, and also of note...