I caught the same blurb that Paul did today. Look, I feel like I've said this 'til I was blue in the face, and I must've linked this exact same link a million motherfucking times.
IT'S A LITTLE FUCKING MAGAZINE THAT GOES BY THE NAME OF POPULAR MECHANICS, AND THEY WROTE AN ARTICLE ABOUT THIS SHIT FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO, IN WHICH THEY CONSULTED 300 FUCKING EXPERTS IN ALL FIELDS FROM AIR CRAFT ANALYSIS, AIR DEFENSE, AVIATION, STRUCTURAL ENGINEERING AND . . . . BUILDING COLLAPSE.
So help me Baby Jesus, if I hear one more word about this shit from somebody, I'm going to have the mother of all aneurysms. Seriously, my veins will bulge from my head in such a fabulously bulbous manner, that I will pluck them from my skin, point the pulsing blood stream at standers-by and scream; "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A BUNCH OF DUMB FUCKING MORONS WHO NEVER READ SHIT THAT REALLY MATTERED, INSTEAD OPTING TO EAT THE INTELLECTUAL SLOP LAYED DOWN BEFORE YOU BY IGNORANT SENSATIONALISTS BENT NOT ON THE TRUTH, BUT ON PROFIT ALONE!"
As an aside, I think my caps lock is broken.
The scarry thing about is the people who believe that shit vote.
I read this dumbass thing and then the reader comments. The reader comments were enlightening, really. It showed me that it really does take all kinds. There are people out there (here, and abroad) that really beleive this tripe. This kind of stuff only enforces the notion that I am in some sense superior to most of the sheep around me. I should start a business and hire all the losers to work for me... because, in some very real sense, I AM better than these people.
Making my head bigger than it already is probably isn't a good idea. A big dose of humility is probably a better medicine. ;-)
For what it's worth, here's one of the most awesome (and hilarious) 9/11 rebuttals ever:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons
That link http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=911_morons is both hysterically funny and quite poignant.
Great work!
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