I first I thought this was really funny. Then I thought it was sad. Now I’m fully enraged.
Eva Longoria, whom I hoped to hump at some future, post lottery winning time, shows what a real life bitch she is.
I knew it was going to be good as soon as I read the headline:
Eva Longoria Victim of Non-Comped Bar Tab Fiasco
“…Eva grabbed her changed, snipped at the waitress that "Celebrities should be comped!" and stalked out without even leaving a tip.”
Perhaps the most bizarre part of the story is who she was hanging out with. I know I’ve said this before, but I have no respect for “celebrities” who think they’re beyond fucking reproach. When these people start curing cancer or rescuing people from burning buildings please let me know, so I can pay them the respect that they deserve.
This spoiled twat? Five years away from the Surreal Life and a Paula Abdul-like substance addiction. I am officially withdrawing my offer of a hump. There are much nicer people out there I could be stalking.
***UPDATE***
Link now works!
Ohh... you said enraged
not engorged.
Oopie
You know that is really unfortunate, that she has joined the ranks of those other empty shell of humans called celebrities that you posted that don't tip.
Eva! I thought you were better than that!
dang yo
Eva, FWIW, my offer of a hump is still on the table. And you'll be glad to know that the offer is, of course, free of charge. See you Thursday.
There are some of us who have not forgotten she's not very far removed from her days as the WORST actress on The Young and the Restless.
Oh, I forgot to mention that that link doesn't work, Paul.