Okay, in protest to Paul killing Cultural Friday's, I've decided to concieve Smut Friday. Until Paul agrees to re-adopt Cultural Fridays, I will bombard you all with the most useless pointless filler (no, not my typical matierial you asshats) every Friday. And Paul, if you're wanting to play hard ball, I will remind you that there's more smut out there in the digital ether than you can shake a stick at. And we could all be learning about something (faggy as it may be) like wine or the history of French painters. Hell, I could go for the OK Corral thing but noooooo...Paul had to deprive us all of leaarning something. So, instead of blogging that might broaden horizons or expand your knowledge base; for your review, I bring you the first installment of SBD's Smut Friday:
Check it out, a dude drinking an assload of beer...
...In related matters...
...Tips for clearing a room besides busting ass...
...I'd go on, but wading through this shit is like going for a morning swim in Venice. I hope you people are disgusted, because I sure am. And this is only the tip of the iceberg.
*Edited by SBD Staff*
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No, not that kind of smut you retarded fuck. That shit's like a dime a dozen. I'm talking about the kind of embarassing to humanity type of smut. You know; like you and your family tree if you had your own site.
I may have to recant and go forward with cultural Fridays...on the condition that shank institute "Smut Thursdays."
I was hoping for a "Porn Friday" or a "Dirty Little Monkey Friday".
This was slightly disappointing for me, skank. Sorry Dude.
Who you calling skank huh? I'm thinking you have a friend whose stories will become a Smut Thursday staple.