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May 02, 2006
Where I break from character
(Category: Cheeses of Nazareth )

I don’t do politics here. A few people do it well, and hundreds do it so poorly that the whole thing is a turn off. We like to consider this an oasis where you don’t have to deal with that, since so much bandwidth is already hogged by people who, for the most part, really don’t understand what they’re talking about.

However, every once in a while I find myself worked up about something and I need to get it off my chest. Today, it’s the world’s largest, stinkiest, gaping asshole: the president of Persia. I won’t type his name here because I find it personally offensive. This guy’s been running around waving his bare ass in everyone’s face for a long time.

When the leader of a country keeps telling the world that another country, in this case Israel, needs to be wiped off the map, I take issue with it. You’d think that everyone would take issue with it, but you’d be wrong. Plenty of other world leaders don’t really care, for a variety of reasons.

Regardless, it really gets under my skin that this walking, talking rectum gets immunity from the world while he constantly threatens civilization. Today one of his underlings stated:

"We have announced that wherever America does something evil, the first place that we target will be Israel," Revolutionary Guards Rear Admiral Mohammad-Ebrahim Dehqani was quoted as saying by Iran's student news agency ISNA.”

Well, I’m here to tell you that if Israel feels threatened enough, they’re going to take action. I don’t know if it will be a strike on the nuke lab or one shot to that asshole’s head, but it’s coming.

Sorry. Back to regularly scheduled idiocy.

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I learned at a young age, that you shouldn't talk about people as if they're deaf when they're standing right in front of you. That being said, how dumb is this guy to assume that Israel's just going to sit around with their thumb in their ass waiting for him to unleash Allah's flaming revenge upon the infidels? I mean, eventually the US will do something that will piss of Ahmenacockgobblerejad (or whatever his name is) and before that guy can scrape together whatever dirty bomb capapbility he's sitting on, the IAF will already be scrambling over his head.

Me personally, I think that if they want to focus on Israel, they're making a mistake. But really, as long as they're just nuking eachother it doesn't bother me. If anyone lives in Cali though, I recommend moving. You know, the jetstream and all will be blowing fallout your way.

Posted by: shank at May 2, 2006 09:31 AM

Cali? Oh, you mean Aztlan.

Posted by: Ted at May 2, 2006 08:28 PM
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