May 01, 2006
I’m a competitive guy, but, uh…
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Cheeses of Nazareth
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Here’s an interesting link. And by interesting I mean frightening.
It’s the International Federation of Competitive Eating. I reckon that competitive eating must have needed an international federation. Anyway…
One guy ate over 32 grilled cheese sandwiches in ten minutes. And while part of me wants to congratulate him on an outstanding achievement, part of me can’t help but wonder how many days it took for him to have a normal bowel movement.
Another guy ate six pounds of Spam right out of the can in twelve minutes. SIX POUNDS in twelve minutes. Can you imagine the digestive tract after that? Do you go right from the contest to the hospital or what?
Take a look at the “Eater Profiles” because it’s priceless.
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If I knew how, I'd make a meme out of that. You know, a series of questions to find out "Which Competetive Eater Are You?"
The blowouts are the best.
Eater: [munch, munch, munch]...urk!
Color commentator: "I've heard that sound before. Helloooo colostomy bag."