Ho-ly shit.

Whoa... you are only lucky fucker.

Congrats!

Hey, at least I can spell!
And I'm not lucky, I'm filthy stinking rich.

Oh shit, nevermind. I'm just stupid lucky.

I was referring to the hotness of your espoused.

Yeah, I know. That's what I'm saying, it wasn't luck - it was all the cash I have. Except I don't have any, so maybe you're right and I'm just lucky.

Lucky and, apparently, not very funny at all. Eh, probably because I'm not feeling that well today. Someone at the wedding had the crud, and they did their best to spread it around to everyone.

That's a perfect excuse not to kiss everybody that comes through the receiving line :)

You are one stylin' dude. I especially like how you and the bride wore matching lipstick. It looks great on her!

Congrats, and here's hoping she doesn't hate you in a year. (Paul, ask your wife if that's acceptable)

She said it's acceptable if you've had three drinks or more in one hour.

Congrats!

So when are you gonna tell her that you aren't related to the Hiltons?

The shoes kick ass and also go surprisingly well with jeans.

Congratulations Shank,

Mrs. Shank, i recommend a Louisville slugger to keep him in line.

:-D

First of all....your bride is GORGEOUS. Lucky you!
I just hope the roofie doesn't wear off anytime soon.

Secondly...HOLY FUCK. Shank! You're a BOY. A baby. You're so young.
*sigh*
I feel OLD suddenly....so old...

Oh and....Congratulations to you both. I wish you all the happiness in the world.

Thanks for the wishes everyone!

And DeAnna, I look younger than I really am. Try not to get all worked up.

It's official. The SBD writers are all taken.

Weep, you women. Weep.

Congrats Mr and Mrs shank!