Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
March 21, 2006
Nothing From Nothing Leaves…
(Category: Cheeses of Nazareth )

I’m at a loss. Nothing has enraged me to the point of posting in several days. In lieu of anything of substance I offer you my thoughts on booze.

I’m partial to Macallan 18 year old scotch. No ice, no water. It’s pretty close to perfect. If I can’t get that I’ll go with Lagavulin. If neither is available I’ll move on to one of the Glens or even a Johnny Walker.

If I can’t get scotch I’ll go with Maker’s Mark bourbon. Moving down from there, in no particular order:

Grey Goose Vodka, Harp Lager, Vanilla extract, Nyquil, Hobo-tastic red-flavored wine, Tanqueray gin or one of the fine products reviewed here (a most excellent site).

As you can see, I have a refined palette.

Posted by Paul! | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
Comments

I had two bottles of MD 20/20 once. Before I knew it, I was standing on the porch buckass naked smoking a cigarette.

Posted by: shank at March 21, 2006 02:09 PM

Nice.

Posted by: Tiffani at March 21, 2006 04:38 PM

My taste in beer has gone south along with my bank account balance and in direct contrast to the number of kids I have.

Posted by: Oorgo at March 21, 2006 06:28 PM

Evil fucking twats!

Posted by: shank at March 21, 2006 07:17 PM

Scotch is for pretentious cunts. And washing your paint brushes.

Posted by: Bane at March 25, 2006 08:10 PM

You know why God invented whiskey? To keep the Scots from taking over the world.

I'm with you on the scotch. Straight up, room temp. I'll take a water back to cleanse the pallet though.

Posted by: Jim at March 25, 2006 09:25 PM
TrackBacks
TrackBack URL for this entry: http://blog2.mu.nu/cgi/trackback.cgi/157778

This site sponsored by a Jew or two.

Powered by Movable Type 2.64 | This weblog is licensed under a Creative Commons License. | Creative Commons License