Once a year I become so enraged over scientology that I post something. This shall be brief.

Comedy Central pulled a repeat of the South Park episode mocking scientology, purportedly after pressure from he who shall not be named who threatened Viacom, saying he’d pull out of the promotions for Mission Impossible 14.

I said I would keep this brief, so here’s the fundamental issue I have:

Crazy brainwashing cult created by a shitty science fiction writer. That’s it. The whole bushel of corn.

You’d think people would shy away from a “religion” that sprang up overnight from the mind of a shitty writer. You’d think that people might be wary about “religions” that charge exorbitant sums of money. You’d think that people would be hesitant about a “religion” where locking people in rooms is common practice.

You’d think people would just say no to a church who was FOUND GUILTY
of charges relating to infiltration of the Ontario government and 3 police forces in the 1970’s and fined $250,000.

You’d think a lot of things, but you’d be wrong. Because people are fucking nuts.

I’m done.

Best ever article on scientology, from Rolling Stone.

Short, fun article on scientology.