Today is Mozart’s 250th birthday. I’m a fan. I even went to the Salzburg Festival once.

And even though a talent like that is extremely rare, I offer you another, of equal greatness. He never became as famous as Mozart, but I consider him to be his equal.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you, Le Pétomane.

For some reason, this line made me laugh out loud…it just seems so out of place.

“Later he opened a biscuit factory in Toulon.”