Remember this SnoozePoints™ post from back in June? It's the one where y'all told me what presents you'd like if I won the lottery. I've kept it open pending my buying an actual lottery ticket. I've come to the conclusion that if I haven't purchased a lottery ticket in five and a half months it is pretty unlikely that I'll buy one in the next two weeks. Therefore I say screw the lottery and award the points!
There are seven winners in this contest: two each in three categories (3 points for winner, 1 for the also ran runner up) and the overall best (6 points). Without further ado, here they are:
Category: Real Presents
Winner, RP with a puppy.
Runner up, Rachel Ann with books. Lots of books.
Category: Humorous Gifts
Winner, Phin with porn sheep, evil clown and casual wear.
Runner up, Jeff with a baby buffalo for companionship and sustenance.
Category: Alcohol Related
Winner, Margi with tickets to Atlanta and beer.
Runner up, Simon with beer company stock.
The overall, number one winner
This was a runaway (bouncing) victory. Tiffani, with a boob job.
Congratulations all! With the SnoozePoints™ season coming to a close we've got quite a bit of movement on the back stretch. I'm considering accepting bribes.
Spelled my name wrong...at first I didn't think was me! Holy crap I'm only 4 points away from being the winner!!!!
Oops! Fixed.
At least it was spelled right where it counts - on the leader board.
Yay Me!!
I kinda figured the Minivan make over would have beat out the sheet though.
Sonuvabitch, I took a nosedive.
As I recall, there are still a couple of stealth points hidden away somewhere.
Tiffani - you may only be 4 points away from me, but don't think I won't fight you for them...! I'm not going down easily...
Dafyd~ Oh I will win. Bet on it. I am not above begging, crying, pleading or showing something.
I have two things you don't have.
Izzat so, Tiffani?
Prove it.
I'm confused. Does this mean I'm not getting the puppy? The kids are going to be crushed, Jim. They were so excited!
WOOHOO! I got points and I didn't have to do anything besides covet a baby buffalo!
I FOUND STEALTH POINTS!!!!!!!
June 16, 2005
Jim? Jim's not here.
(Category: Ain't Got No Category For This Shit )
Cheech and Chong....Dave? Daves not here. That's gotta count for something. No?
Wow. Has it really been June?
Bonofasitch--it has! Jim, I think that should be good for seven stealth points: One for finding it, plus one for each month since it was posted. I realize you are the arbiter of stealthy goodness so the final distribution is up to you. A few weeks ago you gave me two for a two-day delay, so I honestly feel seven is fair.
Yeah. I'm with Victore there.
Dafyd~ told you I wasn't going down without a fight!
I'll go the same for stealth points as we do for the quote game. Doubled after 24 hours. That's two for Tiffani!