Okay, you just elevated yourself to 2-bottles-of-tequila territory.

Dude, the mere scent of tequila makes me want to vomit. I'll tell you want, since you think I'm so awesome that I'm worthy of two free bottles of tequila, I'll cut you a deal and settle for one free bottle of VSOP or some Maker's Mark.

And Jen, you forgot to tell us yours. You sick bastard.

I pick other people's scabs. I love picking scabs but I just don't get enough minor injuries to really satisfy my cravings. If somebody is walking around with a decent skin crust they're really just asking for it anyway. I mean how rude is it to display such unfettered scabeous wealth and just lord it over the rest of us?

Thanks for sharing Jim. See Jen, you're so repressed.

Ok coulda done without knowing you ate your boogers.

But, me? I love popping zits. I don't care who's they are. I'm obsessed!

Oh, that's a perfect example of one Tiffani. Everybody does that shit too.

I don't do any of this sick shit.

Way too much information.

I mean, I could understand if shank sat on his hand until it fell asleep before masturbating, you know, to make it seem like someone else was doing it...that would be extreme but understandable.

But eating boogers? Sweet Jesus...

This illustrates why I'd do Paul stone-cold sober.

I pick 'em and rub them under the dresser... yeah it's gross. But whatcha gonna do when it's 1:30 and there is no tissue by the bed.

The voice of reason and good taste!

There's a reason cream floats to the top my friends, and Jen and I are examples of that process.

Let this be a lesson to all of you.

If you are so rich with reason, then why are you posting on this blog, Paul? Obviously you're outnumbered by sickos.

Damn, I guess we know what Paul's up to in his spare time. Sitting on your hand? Now that's someone who's committed to a quality experience.

i'll admit to picking the boogers. i LOVE that. but i don't think i've eaten one since age 6. maybe i should start up again?

my dirty little secret would have to be that, unlike Oorgo, i'll wipe 'em anywhere.

Sometimes I pee in the shower, when I forget to go before I shower and I'm too lazy to hold it in. Hey, it'll come in handy if I ever get bit by a jellyfish.

peeing in the shower reduces the occurance of mold and athlete's foot. you're on the right track, sister!

You mean like having your lady sit in an icewater bath for 20 minutes and then making her lay real still while you do her?

Nah, I've never done that.

Y'all are some sick mo-fo's.

I look for the digital root of a set of numbers. Lit elevator buttons, license plates, phone numbers, serial numbers...can't stop till I get that digital room.

Vik, reminds me of a buddy of mine. He always sets his alarm clock at a prime minute like 17, 31, and such. He says he can't stand for it to be on a even number or on anything ending in five.