I have a set of pron pics around here somewhere of a chick who bears a striking resemblance to Greta. Now, when I say resemblance, you can definitely say she looks like Greta, but all her features are eased and softened where Greta's are hard and rough. And still, by pron chick standards, this gal is particularly hideous.

And the sad thing is...Greta's had plastic surgery.