Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
Snooze Button Dreams
October 05, 2005
Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs
(Category: True Stories )

Did Microsoft release Sign Generator XP or something? Get a load of this beauty that's up in front of our office building right now.

Anybody care to posit the two word phrase that would be superior to this verbose and wandering phraseology?

Posted by Jim | Permalink | TrackBack (0)
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Would it be "Wet Concrete"?

Posted by: sompopo at October 5, 2005 01:39 PM

"Hydrating Concrete"

or an even better sign...
"If you want to step on the obviously fresh pavement, please feel free to do so. The cement that attaches itself to your shoes will suck the water and life out of them and you will have left us a nice print. We will use that print to track you down and pummel you for being so negligent as to ruin our perfect finish."

Posted by: kmsqrd at October 5, 2005 01:52 PM

I was thinking "Wet Cement". It has a more classic feel, even if it isn't quite as precise.

But I sort of like kmsqrd's verbose version...

Posted by: Jim at October 5, 2005 01:58 PM

Two posts from Jim in one day! Hell has frozen over!

Posted by: Victor at October 5, 2005 02:00 PM

Now that you mention it, it is getting a bit chilly in here.

Posted by: Jim at October 5, 2005 02:02 PM

Victor, I was thinking the same thing. I had to check my pulse to make sure I hadn't died and gone to heaven.

Posted by: Tiffani at October 5, 2005 02:11 PM

Yeah, sometimes that summer spent studying cement (I kid you not) comes back to haunt me.

Posted by: kmsqrd at October 5, 2005 03:41 PM

Is that roof high enough...or does it need to be raised.

Posted by: La Feroce Bete at October 5, 2005 04:17 PM

DON'T TOUCH

Posted by: Margi at October 7, 2005 11:47 AM
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