Today started out...interestingly.

Bacon: Daddy! I made Yu-gi-oh cards!

Me: You made them?

Bacon: Yeah, look!

[Bacon brings over a stack of paper with random drawings and numbers on them]

Me: Oh! I see. Very nice, buddy.

Bacon: This one is a dragon monster. Look at how many life points he has!

Me: Wow. That's a tough monster there.

Bacon: And this one has WHORES!

Me: Whores?!

Bacon: Yeah, whores on the top AND the bottom!

Me: Um...

Bacon: See? And he can stab with them!

[Bacon presents one of his drawings, proudly pointing to the features in question.]

Me: Oh! Horns!

Bacon: Yeah. Lots of them! I wish I had a bunch of whores too!

Me: Well that goes without saying.

I need more coffee.