Heh. Everything is funnier with "bitch" at the end.

Could be worse...like one of those grossly overweight cats that can't get up unless it's to eat or use the box.

And everything IS funnier with "bitch" tacked on. Not as funny as "mofo" but still damned funny.

Face it, Jim, she's part of the family now.

(And of course I can't take her. I've got three, down from four, and it's still adding up to WAY TOO MUCH POOP.)