I haven't been posting much. The rather massive project I previously mentioned (the one that went nuclear) is demanding seriously large chuncks of my free time. Enough chunks where I've fallen behind on my blogreading by about 300 posts and haven't put out anything worthwhile here since my promotion came through.
So let's make it official - I'm on blog hiatus until things calm down and I get some of my free time back. For those of you who are calendar oriented that will be Aug 23 at the earliest (as the presentation to senior management is Aug 22).
In the meantime, anybody who has author rights here (hello, Snooze Crew™) is encouraged to post. It's a shame to let this prime real estate lie fallow.
And I'll leave you with this little gem:
Burger: Girls don't have penises.Lovely Wife: That's true. What do they have instead?
Burger: Belly buttons!
My son finished 4th grade last May and during the last week of school that had some kind of a basic "sex-ed/health/make sure you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom" class. "The Wife" said you may want to talk to "H" too see if he has any questions. OK, hey "H" what did you learn about this last week? We learned that boys had penises and that girls had "Virginias". Virginias, I quickly ran back and told the wife it's all good.
good lord.
Hopefully, Burger will learn different sometime. Not necesarilly *soon* but sometime.
Yesterday he caught me again on the toilet.He said "are you peeing?" and I said YES.He goes "out of WHAT?Your butt?? Oh no!Your belly button!!!!!"Me....NO......he "OK,I am going to tell on you!!!Brotherrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssss!!!!!Mama is peeing out of her belly button!"
It was also recently inquired if he may or may not be allowed to lick my boobs,followed by walking up to two of my friends and asking them where their boobs are......That kid's a PERVERT!!!!!
Could that possibly have anything to do with his father? :):)
Double D, you sayin' Jim has an innie?
I wouldn't know that, but it seems that Jim's apples don't fall far from the tree...
By apple do you mean undescended testicle? 'cause if you do that’s just mean.
Okay, I give up.
i hate when you suck. ;-) :-P
I'll have you know that all of my testicles are fully extended.
I mean descended.
My boys hang low.