This was the first post I read today. I hope it's not going to set the tone for the next several hours.

For the love of Christ, man.

Glad it's not a photoblog.

Thanks Doktor Evil.
It's an image I'll be trying to get outta my head all day. Somebody pass the Clorox please.

Stealth points for Phin!

Ack!!!

Yay ME!!!!!!!!

Dammit Jim! I was just eating!

BTW, there is nothing like scratching a good itch. Especially when it's one of those deep-seated anal itches...

Well.....

It doesn't do much for me, personally, but if it looking at one excites -you- OK....

But I don't think you needed to share that with us.

(Have you ever heard the prhase "Too Much Information"?)

You ever work a Help Desk and have to deal with people who want their computer fixed NOW but won't tell you what's wrong (or how they broke it)? I tell these people I'm here to help them and I need their help...my favorite phrase is, "Too much information isn't enough..." and it's NOT!

Jim, I want some Bloggy Goodness from you. I want to know how your life has changed now that your testicles are no longer fuzzy. I need you to wax poetic about having frictionless doo-dads. I want my unshorn pair to shrivel up in shame when they realize I don't give them the loving attention you do. I want to know what it's like to have no peach fuzz, and I want to know it vicariously through you.

Jim...too much information isn't enough.

Gahhhh! You did it again! *whimpering and crawling into the corner, banging my head against the wall to erase the mental image that is trying to form*

Victor - some things must be saved for the paid site.

I am so bummed.

Listen... listen to the west... hear that?
It's the GM1 cursing you loud and hard for putting ideas in my head.
I tried to tell him it wasn't your fault he's a light sleeper, but nooooooooo.

Remember, new razors cut hair, old razors cut skin.

Change the blades before attempting.

Hey Jim, if you're hard up for material that's fine. But you don't need to resort to postig about your newly nubile nutsack.