Snooze Button Dreams: Observations

July 22, 2005

Observations

When the heat tops 95 and the humidity goes with it, when just walking out the door causes a film of sweat to sheen upon the skin, when walking across the parking lot is a painful experience and even the act of sitting down no longer brings comfort, it becomes very apparent that it is way past time to trim the ball hair.

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TMI alarm! Clang, clang, clang, clang!

Posted by: diamond dave at July 22, 2005 05:00 PM

The alternate ending was:

..no longer brings comfort, you suddenly realize that it really is possible to wait too long to shave your balls.

Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2005 05:34 PM

Shaving's safer.

Nothing's worse than accidentally snipping skin instead of hair.

Posted by: Harvey at July 22, 2005 05:58 PM

To complete the Too Much Information we'd need pictures and/or an in depth step by step account of the ball trimming activity

Posted by: DeAnna at July 22, 2005 06:16 PM

Jim Jim Jim....... TMI!!!!! TMI!!!!!!! LOL

Posted by: Denise at July 22, 2005 06:41 PM

Who recommended shaving?--I can't think of much worse than itchy ball stubble in 90% humidity, myself.

But I'm sure Jim can. Jim excels at the gross-out. :)

Posted by: ilyka at July 22, 2005 06:43 PM

How about Nair?

Posted by: Morrigan at July 22, 2005 07:55 PM

Have LW take care of 'em...or pull 'em out like a MAN!

Posted by: Victor at July 22, 2005 10:28 PM

Ack! And I can't believe my sister is giving you alternatives! That may even make this whole thing worse!

Posted by: Bou at July 22, 2005 10:50 PM

Wow.

I don't think I needed to know this about you, Jim. Or about anyone, for that matter.

I'm so glad I'm not male.

Posted by: songstress7 at July 23, 2005 03:18 PM

I'm thinking the stubble will suck. So you better keep up with that!

Posted by: Sissy at July 23, 2005 11:32 PM

95? 95? It's 102 here in STL. Factor in the humitidy and the stupid factor and it really fells like 112. WHEEE!

Posted by: Jeff at July 24, 2005 04:05 PM

WAY too much info!!!!

Posted by: Mitzi at July 25, 2005 07:14 AM

Harvey - You cursed me, you bastard. 20 years of trimming without incident have ended.

DeAnna - That'll be available on my other site, Snooze Button Wet Dreams.

ilyka - Damn straight. In fact, I took the King Gross-Out title from Harvey himself.

Morrigan - No can do. Chemical depilitories either smell or feel like they are burning off the follicles. Never shall such evil approach my nethers.

Sissy - Stubble isn't a real problem. My scrotal hair is soft and silky at any length.

Posted by: Jim at July 25, 2005 08:18 AM

Should've known you wouldn't address the ball-hair pulling issue, since you cook on propane.

Posted by: Victor at July 25, 2005 06:29 PM

Ouch!

Posted by: Jim at July 26, 2005 03:12 PM

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