uh?

Traditionally they're more like "Oh, Lord, please [description of action desired]. Thank you, Amen." But I guess "uh" works too.

Ok. If Jim says you need happy, albeit unspecified thoughts, you're welcome to some of mine. If I knew more, I could sympathize better, but just the same, my very best wishes for a cure for whatever ails you.

How's that?

Perfect!

Soon as I find that virgin chicken and my Swiss Army knife, I'll turn on the big fix for you. Until then, my best and most positive mental voodoo is tuned to your wavelength.

Objectivists don't really pray but how's this: May you be completely possessed of your rational faculty and get what you rightfully deserve.

And if chance plays any part in the situation, may the outcomes favor your hierarchy of values.

Then you jump up and down on one foot under the full moon (sorry, you have to wait until June 22) wilst sprinkling the blood of a chicken on the grave of one of your enemies chanting, "What would John Galt do in this context?" Or, if you need lots of mojo chant, "By the holy spirt of Ayn Rand help me!"

Trey - Objectivists can pray all they want. It's like writing a fictional story. A little imagination applied to a real-world desire.

*uploads one generic prayer to heavenly server*

I've lit every candle I own (the fire department should be here, soon, I hope) and KoolAid is sacrificing a chicken in the basement.

I have replaced my picture of Stevie Ray Vaughn on the Altar and have placed the Cow Teat picture there, instead.

Anything else would just be redundant. Y'know?

(In all seriousness, if there's anything we can do, please don't hesitate to give a holla. Love ya.)

OOHHH! I KNOW!!

I'll send the boy over to purchase alllllll the M&Ms next door.

That oughtta do it.

xoxo

good juju coming at you. Prepare to redirect!

My prayers are with you and yours. And any good Karma that i've acrued as well (not a lot, but every little bit, and all)

Praying for ya, my friend!

I've lit a candle in my window almost every night since September 11th. At first I lit it for my loved one who I lost that day, our families and friends, and for peace in the world. Since then I have lit it for so many other reasons as well - for those who have lost loved ones, for those going through difficult times, for those who have ill family members, for friends who have died, occasionally just for me, and more recently for my lovely little cat, Belle, my ballerina girl, who danced at my feet every day of her life. Tonight, whoever you are and whatever your need, I will light it for you first. I like to think that our loved ones feel its warmth and sees it glow and know they are loved.

I fervently send my good mojo.

Damn mojo takes forever to upload on this connection. I need a broadband mojo link!